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Funny Doctors’ Day Wishes Messages 2024:
“Happy Doctor’s Day to you my dear. It is good that your patients don’t know how crazy a friend you are otherwise they would never come to you for treatment.”
The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease.
“Warm wishes on Doctor’s Day to you. It is quite weird to wish a doctor a good business ahead this year.”
“Doctors who don’t fiddle with our food and lifestyle are the most loved ones.”
“A good doctor is someone who can treat you without leaving you with a hole in your pocket. Happy Doctor’s Day.”
You know you are a doctor when you can sleep anywhere, anytime because you are always short of it…. Warm wishes on Doctor’s Day.
It’s Doctors’ Day And I wanna prescribe you……
A day full of smiles!
I’m not a doctor but I’ll take a look! It’s Doctors’ Day!
Thank you for your careful care and hard work. I don’t know any doctor more deserving of a “Thank You”
Thank you! Happy Doctor’s Day 2024
The finest prescription ever written by a doctor is smiles for breakfast, happiness for lunch, and jokes for dinner…. For a happy and healthy body and soul. Warm wishes to you doctor on the day dedicated to you.
You know you are a doctor when you can sleep anywhere, anytime because you are always short of it. Warm wishes on Doctor’s Day 2024.
People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did
But people will never forget how you made them feel.
“It is never ever a good idea to go to a doctor whose office plants have not been able to survive. Happy Doctor’s Day.”
“It is a challenge being a doctor when you have a too inquisitive patient to treat.”
“Being a doctor is having no schedule as your patients are your priority.”
“On the occasion of Doctor’s Day, I wish that I never have to go to a doctor for any kind of treatment.”
I think you’ll find I’m one of the most empathetic doctors around.
“Healthy people are not really loved by doctors for obvious reasons. Happy Doctor’s Day.”
Funny Doctors’ Day Quotes And Jokes 2024:
I went to the doctor recently and she actually prescribed that I go out for ten minutes a day, I’m so depleted on vitamin D.
By Jorma Taccone
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
By Erma Bomback
“Finish last in your league and
they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor “
Lady to doctor over the phone, “Doctor, I beg of you,
please prescribes me something immediately to reduce my weight.
My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.”
Doctor: “Just comes over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress”.
Lady: “Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of Car.”
Doctor: You should take at least 10 glasses of water every day.
Patient: It is impossible.
Patient: I have only 4 glasses at home!
One great advantage of knowing you is getting free check-ups whenever I want! Happy Doctors’Day!
The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks. And did he?
Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 hours! that’s terrible!! what’s the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
By Elbert Hubbard
“My dear doctor, I am surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, as I have been practicing all night”.
“My sister who has become a doctor will always be a sister to me. Happy Doctor’s Day.”
“Keeping aside your comforts and sleep is the first thing every doctor has to do.”
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
By Anton Chekhov
Doctors and nurses, with their training and their experiences, they would be able to detect unusual patterns of disease. That’s why we say it is important for every country to have a proper surveillance system. The function of the surveillance system is to detect unusual patterns of diseases.
By Margaret Chan